Hab wieder mal ein paar imho ganz lustige Merksätze für Medizin/RD gefunden

Meningismuszeichen: Nur Über Ludwig Erhardts Leiche
Nackensteifigkeit, Übelkeit, Lichtempfindlichkeit, Erbrechen, Lärmempfindlichkeit

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Medikation bei einem akuten MCI:
MONA BH

Morphin, Oxygen, Nitrate, ASS, Betablocker, Heparin

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Unterscheidung RSB vs LSB
WILLIAM
MORROW

Wenn der QRS-Komplex in V1 W-förmig und in V6 M-förmig ist, dann ist es ein Linksschenkelblock

Wenn er in V1 M-förmig und in V6 W-förmig ist, dann ein Rechtsschenkelblock

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Die Schockformen: HANS K.
Hypovolämisch, Anaphylaktisch, Neurogen, Septisch, Kardial

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Aufbau des Schädels
Kathi denkt an Prüfungs Glück
Knochen, Dura mater, Arachnoidea mater, Pia mater, Gehirn

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Was für den Berni unseren alten Bakterien-Fetischisten:

Typischer Erreger der von Phlegmonen oder Abszessen
Phl(e)gmone sind Str(e)ptokokken
(A)bszesses sind St(a)phylokokken

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Die Erregungsleitung des Herzens
Seine Antwort Hi(e)ss Tawara Purkinje.

Sinus-Knoten
AV-Knoten
His-Bündel
Tawara Schenkel
Purkinje Fasern

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Unterschied Thrombus vs. Embolus
Ein Thrombus wird zum Embolus, wenn er auf die Reise muss.

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Hinter dem Magen da liegt etwas und das ist das Pankreas! (by Schlurf)

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Anzahl der Wirbel entsprechend der Segmente der Wirbelsäule:
HWS: 7 Wirbel
BWS: 12 Wirbel
LWS: 5 Wirbel
Um 7 fange ich an zu arbeiten, um 12 hab ich Mittagspause und um 5 is Feierabend.Bleiben dan nur noch Kreuzbein und Steißbein. (by Caro)
Eventuell sollte man sich auch noch merken, dass Atlas und Axis besondere Wirbel sind :-)

Wenn jemand noch gute hat dann kann er die gerne in den Kommentaren hinterlassen und ich pflege sie hier ein. Für Anatomie stellt der Thieme Verlag einige Merksätze zu Verfügung. Aber auch hier finden sich noch ein paar.

Untersuchtungen à la CSI und co funktionieren ja in der Realität bissi langsamer.
Dieses XKCD-Comic zeigt das mal schön auf :D

EPIC, einfach nur EPIC!!!
XKCD ist einfach nur herrlich!

Quelle XKCD

Auf folgender Grafik werden die Hundsche Regel sowie das Pauli Prinzip höchst anschaulich erklärt:

Zitat

And now someone drunk and hot stumbles in, one thing follows another, and the next roommate to return home sleeps in the hall lounge orbital.

Quelle: XKCD

GODLIKE :D

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During early experiments, a stopper jumped from a bottle of residues, and, although replaced at once, resulted in an immediate complaint of nausea and sickness from colleagues working in a building two hundred yards away. Two of our chemists who had done no more than investigate the cracking of minute amounts of trithioacetone found themselves the object of hostile stares in a restaurant and suffered the humiliation of having a waitress spray the area around them with a deodorant. The odours defied the expected effects of dilution since workers in the laboratory did not find the odours intolerable ... and genuinely denied responsibility since they were working in closed systems. To convince them otherwise, they were dispersed with other observers around the laboratory, at distances up to a quarter of a mile, and one drop of either acetone gem-dithiol or the mother liquors from crude trithioacetone crystallisations were placed on a watch glass in a fume cupboard. The odour was detected downwind in seconds."

Ein kleiner Bericht über die Substanz Thioaceton von Derek Lowe auf http://pipeline.corante.com
Muss ich auch ned haben, aber is beeindruckend ^^

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Mine eyes have seen the glory of respiratory chains

In every mitochondrion, intrinsic to membranes

Functionally organized in complex subdomains

Where electrons flow along,

Glory, glory respiration! (three times)

Where electrons flow along.

Each chain is a mosaic of Complexes I to IV

Embedded in the lipid (which is what the lipid's for)

But that is not sufficient, there are two components more

Where electrons, etc.

The first is a small cytochrome that rolls around the place

That's easily extractable from the cytoplasmic face

That restores respiration if you just add back a trace,

Where electrons, etc.

The other's a benzoquinone that is ubiquitous,

It floats around the lipid phase with hardly any fuss,

For mobile pooling function it's become synonymous

Where electrons, etc.

NADH to UQ's the job of Complex I

It contains a single flavin- (and FMN is the one)

And all that non-heme iron can't just be there for fun

Where electrons, etc.

Succinate is oxidized by way of Complex II,

It starts off with FAD and it reduces Q,

And just to make it complex, it's got non-heme iron too,

Where electrons, etc.

From UQ through to cyto. c requires Complex III,

It's got c1 and iron too and two species of b,

There's an antimycin-binding site, core-proteins two or three,

Where electrons, etc.

Finally to Complex IV where oxygen's reduced,

Two coppers, a and a3 (which in yeast can be induced)

Fine end to the finest chain the Nature has produced,

Where electrons, etc.

Quelle
Natürlich gibts das auch zum hören
Hier gibts das ganze Biochemists Songbook zum Download als mp3.
Der Text ist übrigens von The Battle Hymn of the Aerobes :D

Ich belege auf der Uni derzeit einen Glasbläserkurs als Freifach-LVA. Da haben wir letztes mal Kugelrohre hergestellt und irgendwann davor ein U-Rohr mit Seitenansatz.
Hab heute beschlossen die sind fad, wenn sie ned bunt sind. Also hab ich sie kurzerhand mit Fluorescein, Rhodamin B und Methylenblau gefüllt. Voila hier nun aufeinander gestapelt.









Das blaue is Methylenblau, das grüngelbe is Fluorescein und rosa-rote is Rhodamin B.
Hybsch, oder? :)

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E-Voting ist wie Kommunismus - eine gute Idee. Praktisch funktionierts aber nicht!

Wie heute ein Studienkollege von mir korrekt gesagt hat :D

Noch ein großartiges Lied von Amateur Transplants - Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

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Parody information
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin - "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from Walt Disney's Mary Poppins It is about a fictional new drug from "SmaxoGlithKline" (a parody of GlaxoSmithKline) which acts as an all-purpose medicine for any condition, with some lamentable side effects, which are blamed on it being "fucking cheap" and the state of the NHS.

Mit Text versteht es sich besser:

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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take,
So we thought, "What could we produce to give you all a break?"
A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse.

It's Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

We tested it on animals and none of them survived,
But that's OK cos when we wrote the paper up we lied.
It first choice for MI, MS and even for ME and COPD, HIV, PE and DVT

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

There are some minor side effects and some are not that rare,
Like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair,
And heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra breasts,
But it's fucking cheap, and hey, this is the NHS.

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison.
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson.
It brings an end to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan cos it's the antidote to ricin.
The minister of health we hear will shortly be advising
Take Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

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There's aspirin, adrenaline and also aminophylline,
Amphetamine, adenosine, augmentin and rifampicin,
Amoxicillin, penicillin, heparin and warfarin,
And oestrogen, progestagen and Canesten and chloroquine.

There's bendroflumethiazide and also cyclophosphamide,
And metoclopramide, acetazolamide, tropicamide
Loperamide, amiloride and cyclizine and frusemide,
And if you're up the duff then you'd best avoid thalidomide.

There's lithium, fluoxetine and also amitriptyline,
Paroxetine, digoxin, GTN and azathioprine,
Miconazole, atenolol and also chloramphenicol,
And if you want to overdose, there's always paracetamol.

There's Night Nurse and there's phenytoin, Zirtek and diazepam
And lithium, temazepam, midazolam, clonazepam,
Testosterone, aldosterone, and Valium and insulin,
And lignocaine and Piriton and Ventolin and Ritalin.

There's cefuroxime, cefotaxime, cefalexin, cephedrine,
And metronidazole and ketoconazole, trimethoprim,
Erythromycin, gentamicin, macrolides, nifedipine,
And Actifed and Sudafed and Calpol with no sugar in.

There's phenelzine and hyoscine, ranitidine, cimetidine,
Potassium and calcium and ev'ry kind of vitamin,
And pethidine and methadone and speed, cocaine and heroin,
And cannabis and Prozac, morphine, alcohol and nicotine.

You must remember all these drugs, the names of which you've learned from me,
Or fuck 'em all and get a job in orthopaedic surgery.

Großartig, ganz großartig :)

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