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Dear editors of Homeopathy Monthly: I have two small corrections for your July issue. One, it's spelled "echinacea", and two, homeopathic medicines are no better than placebos and your entire magazine is a sham.

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<Valathe>: trotz deiner schlanken figur hast du einen beachtlichen körperfettanteil :P
<SuSeSa>: WAS?! ich bin fett? ARSCHLOCH!
<eraz3r>: er will sagen dass du geile titten hast XD
<SuSeSa>: oh...äääh danke =)
<SuSeSa>: wolln wir uns mal treffen?
<eraz3r>: LOL ich brech ab XDDDD

ROFLMAO, Eines der besten Quotes auf GBO ever....

Src = GBO

Bruahahaha :D

Via Mia

(Pharmacy | Boston, MA, USA)
(I work as a pharmacy tech at a chain pharmacy. I am also currently in pharmacy school and will be a pharmacist one day.)

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Customer: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Me: "I'm sorry. Can I help you with something?"
Customer: "No! I refuse to be helped by a high school dropout! You should be ashamed of yourself for working where children can see you! You are going to make them think that it is okay to not have an education!"
Me: "Ma'am, I am not a high school dropout. I have a high school diploma and I am currently in pharmacy school working towards a Doctor of Pharmacy. I am going to be a pharmacist one day."
Customer: "Stop lying! I have never heard of a pharmacist before. You are a high school dropout!"
Manager: "Can I help you?"
Customer: "Yes! Your employee is lying to me! She says she is going to be a pharmacist! That job doesn't exist!"
(The manager looks at our pharmacist who is near tears from laughing so hard.)
Manager: Ma'am, see the man over there? He's the one who filled your prescription. He is a pharmacist."
Customer: "No he isn't! He just counts pills! You don't need school for that!

ROFLMAO. Michelle, es gibt gar keine Pharmazeuten, die zählen nur Pillen, dafür braucht man keine Ausbildung :P

Quelle: notalwaysright.com

Helmut Qualtinger - Der g'schupfte Ferdl


Helmut Qualtinger und André Heller - Krüppellied

Herrlich politisch unkorrekt und bösartig :-)

Helmut Qualtinger - Die Engelmacherin


Element of Crime - Straßenbahn des Todes

Einfach alle anschauen, soooooooo genial die zwei. Das ist wahre Kunst - einfach unverbesserlich!!!

Irgendwie herzig der Josie....:D

:D ROFLMAO :D

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